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Real Slim Shady Lyrics by Eminem

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Marshall Mathers LP     Marshall Mathers LP
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Eminem
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D-12: Kon Artis, Proof, Kuniva, Swifty, Bizarre (rap vocals).

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 1 Public Service Announcement 2000 Lyrics
 2 Kill You Lyrics
 3 Stan - (featuring Dido) Lyrics
 4 Paul (Skit) - (skit) Lyrics
 5 Who Knew Lyrics
 6 Steve Berman Lyrics
 7 Way I Am, The Lyrics
 8 Real Slim Shady, The

Eminem Real Slim Shady Lyrics
 9 Remember Me? - (featuring RBX/Sticky Fingaz) Lyrics
10 I'm Back Lyrics
11 Marshall Mathers Lyrics
12 Ken Kaniff (Skit) - (skit) Lyrics
13 Drug Ballad Lyrics
14 Amityville - (featuring Bizarre) Lyrics
15 B**** Please II - (featuring Dr. Dre/Snoop Dogg/Xzibit/Nate Dogg)
16 Kim Lyrics

Eminem Real Slim Shady Lyrics
17 Under the Influence - (featuring D12) Lyrics
18 Criminal Lyrics


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Real Slim Shady Lyrics by Eminem

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're going to have a problem here

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door
Started whoopin' her ass worse than before, they first get divorced
Throwing her over furniture
It's the return of the "Oh wait, no way, your kidding,
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr Dre said
Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)
Feminist women love Eminem, chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what
Flippin' the you know who "yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
Sometimes I want to get on TV and just let loose, but can't,
But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a women's clitoris is.
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is, by the time they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery channel don't they?
We ain't nothing but mammals,
Well some of us cannibals, who cut other people open like cantaloupes.
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote.
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

[Chorus]
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too.
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me.
"But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears.
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first.
Little bitch put me on blast on M-T-V
"Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim, he he" ...
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Alternate spellings: 8 Mile / Eminem, curtain call, emem, emenem, eminem presents re up, eminen, eminim, m&m, Slim Shady.

Eminem Real Slim Shady Lyrics


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