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Song of the Prune Lyrics by Frank Crumit

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Frank Crumit

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We have 13 versions of the Frank Crumit song Song of the Prune

Includes liner notes by David Lennick. Personnel: Frank Crumit (vocals, ukulele); Frank Banta (piano). Liner Note Author: David Lennick.... See Full Description
   
Frank Crumit Song of the Prune Lyrics
Gay Caballero Track List
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 1 Gay Caballero, A
 2 Frankie and Johnny
 3 Get Away, Old Man, Get Away
 4 Bohunkus
 5 Abbul Abulbul Amir
 6 No News (Or, What Killed the Dog?) (Monologue)

Frank Crumit Song of the Prune Lyrics
 7 I Married the Bootlegger's Daughter
 8 King of Borneo, The
 9 What Kind of a Noise Annoys an Oyster
10 Return of the Gay Caballero, The
11 Tale of the Ticker, A
12 Song of the Prune, The
13 Donald The Dub

Frank Crumit Song of the Prune Lyrics
14 I'm Bettin' the Roll on Roamer
15 Plink! Plunk! (I Pluck My Guitar)
16 I'm a Specialist
17 (The Lady Of My Dreams) Taught Me How To Play The Second Fiddle
18 There's No One With Endurance (Like the Man Who Sells Insurance)


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Song of the Prune Lyrics by Frank Crumit

La-la-la-la
La-la-la-la
Nowadays we often gaze
On women over fifty
Without the slightest trace
Of wrinkles on their face
Doctors go and take their dough
To make them young and nifty
But Doctors I defy
To tell me just why
No matter how young a prune may be
It's always full of wrinkles
We may get them on our face
Prunes get 'em every place
Prohibition worries us
But prunes don't sit and brood
For no matter how young a prune may be
It's always getting stewed

In the kingdom of the fruits
The prune is snubbed by others
And they are not allowed
To mingle with the crowd
Though they're never on display
With all their highbrow brothers
They never seem to mind
To this fact they're resigned
That no matter how young a prune may be
It's always full of wrinkles
Beauty treatments always fail
They've tried all to no avail
Other fruits are envious
Because they know real well
That no matter how young a prune may be
Hot water makes 'em swell

Baby prunes look like their dad
But not wrinkled quite as bad

Every day in every way
The world is getting better
We've even learned to fly
As days go passing by
But how about the poor old prune
His life is only wetter
No wonder he can't win
In the awful stew he's in
No matter how young a prune may be
He's always full of wrinkles
We may get them on our face
Prunes get 'em every place
Nothing ever worries them
Their life's an open book
But no matter how young a prune may be
It has a worried look

Prunes act very kind they say
When sickly people moan
But no matter how young a prune may be
It has a heart of stone

Song of the Prune Lyrics
Lyrics © JERRY VOGEL MUSIC CO. INC
DE COSTA, CRUMIT
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