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We have 13 versions of the Jerry Reed song She Got The Goldmine

Known to many as an actor (SMOKEY & THE BANDIT), Jerry Reed was, first and foremost, a country singer, as well as a guitarist of considerable repute.... See Full Description
   
Jerry Reed She Got The Goldmine Lyrics
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 1 Guitar Man Lyrics
 2 Alabama Jubilee Lyrics
 3 Amos Moses Lyrics
 4 Thing Called Love, A Lyrics
 5 When You're Hot, You're Hot Lyrics
 6 Smell the Flowers Lyrics
 7 Ko-Ko Joe

Jerry Reed She Got The Goldmine Lyrics
 8 You Took All the Ramblin' Out of Me
 9 Uptown Poker Club, The
10 Claw, The
11 Lord, Mr. Ford Lyrics
12 Good Woman's Love, A
13 East Bound and Down - (from "Smokey And The Bandit") Lyrics
14 Let's Sing Our Song

Jerry Reed She Got The Goldmine Lyrics
15 Crude Oil Blues, The Lyrics
16 I Love You, What Can I Say
17 Bird, The Lyrics
18 Texas Bound and Flyin' - (from "Smokey And The Bandit II")
19 She Got the Goldmine (I Got the Shaft)
20 Another Puff


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She Got The Goldmine Lyrics by Jerry Reed

Well, I guess it was back in '63
When eatin' my cookin' got the better of me,
So I asked this little girl I was goin' with to be my wife.
Well, she said she would, so I said "I do".
But I'da said I wouldn't if I'da just knew
How sayin' "I do" was gonna screw up all of my life!

Well, the first few years weren't all that bad
I'll never forget the good times we had
Cause I'm reminded every month when I send her the child support.
Well, it wasn't too long till the lust all died,
And I'll admit I wasn't too surprised
The day I come home and found my suitcase sittin' out on the porch.

Well, I tried to get in, she changed the locks!
Then I found this note taped on the mailbox
That said, "Goodbye, turkey! My attorney will be in touch!" Mm-hmmâ?¦
So I decided right then and there
I's gonna do what's right, give her her fair share.
But brother, I didn't know her share's gon' be that much!

She got the gold mine! She got the gold mine!
I got the shaft. I got the shaft.
They split it right down the middle,
And then they give her the better half.
Well, it all sounds sorta funny,
But it hurts too much to laugh.
She got the gold mine, I got the sha-a-aft.

Now, listen, you ain't heard nothin' yet:
Why, they give her the color television set,
Then they give her the house, the kids, and both of the cars! See?
Well, then they start talkin' 'bout child support,
Alimony, and the cost of the court
Didn't take me long to figure out how far in the toilet I was!

I'm tellin' ya, they have made a mistake
Cause it adds up to more than this cowboy makes!
Besides; everything I ever had worth takin', they've already took!
While she's livin' like a queen on alimony,
I'm workin' two shifts eatin' baloney,
Askin' myself, "Why didn't you just learn how to cook?!?!"

They give her the gold mine! She got the gold mine!
They give me the shaft. I got the shaft.
They said they're splittin' it all down the middle,
But she got the better half.
Well, it all sounds mighty funny,
But it hurts too much to laugh.
She got the gold mine, I got the sha-a-aft.

Well, she got the gold mine! She got the gold mine!
I got the shaft. I got the shaft.
They split it all down the middle,
And then they give her the better half.
Well, I guess it all sounds funny, Hoo, hoo, hoo, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
But it hurts too much to laugh.
She got the gold mine - I got the sha-a-aft.
(They ain't kiddin' me â?? I got the shaft.)

Well, I don't have to worry â??bout totin' a billfold n'more.
Hahahahahaâ?¦
I let my wife tote it; I'mon' be carryin' food stampsâ??
You get it, judge? I'mon' beâ?¦ Justâ?¦ Hahahahaâ?¦
Ah, it's not funny, huh? Huh? Huh?
Contempt of court? ...
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