As I did walk by Hampstead Fair I came upon Mother Goose So I turned her loose She was screaming. And a foreign student said to me Was it really true there elephants and lions too in Picadilly Circus?
Walked down by the bathing pond to try and catch some sun. Saw at least a hundred schoolgirls sobbing into handkerchiefs as one. I don't believe they knew I was a schoolboy.
And a bearded lady said to me If you start your raving, and your misbehaving You'll be sorry. Then the chicken-fancier came to play With his long red beard (and his sister's weird: She drivs a lorry).
Laughed down by the putting green I popped 'em in their holes. Four and twenty labourers were labouring Digging up their gold. I don't believe they knew that I was Long John Silver.
Saw Johnny Scarecrow make his rounds in his jet-black 'mac (Which he won't give back) Stole it from a snowman.
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