Ultra Lube Bottle - 8 oz. Adult Novelty

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 Cliche Alert: 'Better Than Nothing?'
It's also better and less messy than using maple syrup ("Hey, it could be worse!"...Cliche #2), but not by much. Anything you could resourcefully grab in the bathroom (hand lotion, liquid soap, baby oil, baby shampoo!) is no worse, and can also 'multitask'. Now granted, I got the 16 oz. bottle (cumbersome!), because I wanted something to go with my order that would 'ship in one day', and maybe its consistency was slightly altered, as there was a small amount of semi-congealed lube around the plastic seal by the dispenser, but this stuff is next-to-worthless. Go light, and it dries up in no time. Go heavy, and it kills half the friction, i.e. sensation. I've used ID Glide and Wet Lube before, and both of those are slipperier, wetter, require less to be effective, last longer, and clean up easier. I suppose it's the relatively inexpensive price of this crap that puts it as this site's top-selling lube. But for another cliche--and who didn't see this one, uh, 'coming'--"You get what you pay for." Spend the extra couple bucks, wait the couple extra days, if necessary. Trust me.
Submitted by DocDVDXXX (Eastern Standard Time Zone)
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 super lube
this lube is great. i needed very little and i was ready to play :) it's super slick but washes off really easy. it's a huge bottle, so you'll get alot of use out of it. all in all a very good buy as far as both value and product use.
Submitted by minx (Louisiana)
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 very nice
very good and verrrrrrrrrry slippery
Submitted by colby (bothell wa) 
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 Smooooth
All I only put on a bit, and I was ready to play. I used with the FleshLight, and it was wunderful.
Submitted by dave (Toronto, Canada) 
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 This stuff ate through my toys
I used this in conjunction with my toys and found that this just ate though my masturbators. Don't get me wrong this stuff is slick and does what it advertises but I thought this stuff was suppose to be water based and not eat through toys.
Submitted by hwlcd69 (San Diego, CA, USA) 
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