| | Vampire's Assistant Theatrical Release (Not Yet Available on DVD)
| Category | Horror DVDs, Science-Fiction/Fantasy Movies, Fantasy Videos, Based On A Novel, Teenage, Theatrical Releases (Not Yet Available), Vampires, Teenage Fantasy Adventure | | Starring | John C. Reilly, Salma Hayek, Ken Watanabe, Chris Massoglia, Jane Krakowski, Willem Dafoe, Orlando Jones, Frankie R. Faison, Josh Hutcherson, Ray Stevenson, Patrick Fugit, Michael Cerveris, Kristen Schaal | | Director | Paul Weitz | | Composer | Stephen Trask | | Director of Photography | James Muro | | Executive Producer | Dan Kolsrud, Sarah Radclyffe, Andrew Miano, Kerry Kohansky, Courtney Pledger | | Producer | Lauren Shuler Donner, Paul Weitz, Jack Leslie List all 27 stars
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Darren Shan's Cirque du Freak book series for young readers takes a bite out of the screen with this adaptation from writer-director Paul Weitz (ABOUT A BOY). When 16-year-old Darren (Chris Massoglia) attends a circus sideshow, he gets far more than just a few hours of gaping at the strange performers. Vampire Larten Crepsley (John C. Reilly) makes Darren into one of his own, and the teen soon joins the tour, traveling along with the bearded lady (Salma Hayek) and the barker (Ken Watanabe) as he's drawn into a war between the supernatural creatures. Patrick Fugit, Orlando Jones, Willem Dafoe, and Jane Krakowski co-star. Vampire's Assistant Reviews: "The look of the film has a great, eerie Victorian storybook quality to it."-- Betsy Sharkey, Los Angeles Times "John C. Reilly is a new breed of vampire in CIRQUE DU FREAK....His life-affirming code of ethics bolsters his biting wit."-- Claudia Puig, USA Today Vampire's Assistant | CD Universe Part number | 7654546 | | Release Date | New Vampire's Assistant TR release date | | Rating | PG-13 (MPAA) | | Rating Reason | for sequences of intense supernatural violence and action, disturbing images, thematic elements and some language | | Also Known As | Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant; Cirque du Freak | | Movie Details | Color |
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