| | Short Music For Short People CD (5 Customer Reviews)
SHORT MUSIC FOR SHORT PEOPLE features 101 different punk bands performing 30-second songs.
Not that this hasn't been done before on albums like Wood Panel Pacer Wagon With Mags and Bllllaaarrrrrggghhh!-A Music War (which was on a 7" format no less), but that doesn't mean a compilation featuring over 100 bands on one record never fails to entertain. And the advantage Short Music for Short People has in comparison to the aforementioned records is that 80 percent of the bands on here fall under the "melodic pop-punk" classification. That and all the punk rock superstars can be found on here: Rancid, Black Flag, NOFX, Bad Religion, the Descendants, D.O.A., Less Than Jake, the Offspring, Green Day, Blink 182, the Misfits, the Circle Jerks, the list goes on and on. Whether or not the marketing department at Fat Wreck Chords thought that the big names would attract more buyers, keep in mind that every song on here is only 30 seconds and under. But even if Short Music for Short People isn't the best representation of all the bands on here, the fun factor is still pretty high. Other highlights include Lagwagon, Spazz, the Muffs, Nomeansno, Avail, the Criminals, Adrenaline O.D., and Wizo. Best song title award goes to "Farts are Jazz to Assholes" courtesy of the Dillinger Four. ~ Mike DaRonco
Green Day,Dickies,Black Flag, Nofx,Queers,Vandals,Blink 182Alternative Press (10/99, pp.101-2) - 4 out of 5 - "...it's tough to find a modern-day punk band who don't appear here....These songs sound so damn good..." Short Music For Short People Music
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| |   | 1. | Short Attention Span - Fizzy Bangers |
| 2. | Anchor - Less Than Jake |
| 3. | Ketchup Soup - Teen Idols |
| 4. | All Cops Are Bastards - Terrorgruppe |
| 5. | Overcoming Learned Behavior - Good Riddance |
| 6. | Quit Yer Job - Chixdiggit! |
| 7. | Ready - The Living End |
| 8. | Out of Hand - Bad Religion |
| 9. | Asian Pride - Hi-Standard |
| 10. | Steamroller Blues - Aerobitch |
| 11. | Doin' Laundry - Nerf Herder |
| 12. | Freegan - Bigwig |
| 13. | Not Again - Undeclinable Ambuscade |
| 14. | Waste Away - Fury 66 |
| 15. | Radio Still Sucks, The - The Ataris |
| 16. | Armageddon Singalong - Unwritten Law |
| 17. | Hearts Frozen Soil Sod Once More by the Spring of Rage, Despair, And Hopelessness - AFI |
| 18. | Farts Are Jazz to Assholes - Dillinger Four |
| 19. | Surf City - Spread |
| 20. | Back to You - Swingin' Utters |
| 21. | Outhouse of Doom - The Barfeeders |
| 22. | Alienation - Citizen Fish |
| 23. | Family Reunion - blink-182 |
| 24. | Mirror, Signal, Wheelspin - Goober Patrol |
| 25. | Saturday Night - Killswitch |
| 26. | Bedroom Windows - Enemy You |
| 27. | Sara Fisher - No Use for a Name |
| 28. | Ballad of Wilhelm Fink, The - Green Day |
| 29. | Delraiser Part III: Del on Earth - Consumed |
| 30. | Told You Once - The Mr. T Experience |
| 31. | Randal Gets Drunk - Lagwagon |
| 32. | Fishfuck - GWAR |
| 33. | Howdy Doody in the Woodshed - The Dickies |
| 34. | Long Enough to Forget You - Samiam |
| 35. | Erik Sandin's Stand-In - Dogpiss |
| 36. | We Want the Kids - 59 Times the Pain |
| 37. | Warren's Song Part 8 - Bracket |
| 38. | No Fgcnuik - Nomeansno |
| 39. | I Like Food - Descendents |
| 40. | Triple Track - Dance Hall Crashers |
| 41. | Don Camero Lost His Mind - Guttermouth |
| 42. | X-99 - Limp |
| 43. | Faust - Jughead's Revenge |
| 44. | Deny Everything - Circle Jerks |
| 45. | Hand Grenades - The Offspring |
| 46. | Mike Booted Our First Song, So We Recorded This One Instead - Mad Caddies |
| 47. | Union Yes - The Criminals |
| 48. | Dirty Needles - Screeching Weasel |
| 49. | 300 Miles - One Man Army |
| 50. | Klawsterfobia - Strung Out |
| 51. | You Don't Know Shit - Youth Brigade |
| 52. | Doin' Fine - The Groovie Ghoulies |
| 53. | John For the Working Man - Tilt |
| 54. | Prayer For the Complete and Utter Eradication of All Generic Pop-Punk, A - Spazz |
| 55. | It's a Real Time Thing - The Damned |
| 56. | All My Friends Are in Popular Bands - 88 Fingers Louie |
| 57. | I Hate Puck Rock - D.O.A. |
| 58. | Fun - Pulley |
| 59. | To All the Kids - The Vandals |
| 60. | 30 Seconds till the End of the World - Pennywise |
| 61. | Get a Grip - No Fun at All |
| 62. | Blatty (Human Egg) - Sick of It All |
| 63. | I Got None - All |
| 64. | See Her Pee - NOFX |
| 65. | F.O.F.O.D. - 7 Seconds |
| 66. | Blacklisted - Rancid |
| 67. | Chandeliers & Souvenirs - Diesel Boy |
| 68. | Your Kung Fu Is Old...And Now You Must Die - Adrenalin O.D. |
| 69. | My Pants Keep Falling Down - Frenzal Rhomb |
| 70. | I Hate Your Fucking Guts - The Queers |
| 71. | Comin' to Your Town - D.I. |
| 72. | Spray Paint - Black Flag |
| 73. | Rage Against the Machine Are Capitalist Phonies - White Flag |
| 74. | Bring It to an End - Anti-Flag |
| 75. | Not a Happy Man - Avail |
| 76. | Old Mrs. Cuddy - The Real McKenzies |
| 77. | Traitor - Agnostic Front |
| 78. | Life Rules 101 - Down by Law |
| 79. | Wake Up - Radio Days |
| 80. | Too Bad You Don't Get It - Useless ID |
| 81. | Humanity - Poison Idea |
| 82. | In Your Head - Men O' Steel |
| 83. | Supermarket Forces - Subhumans |
| 84. | Tribute to the Mammal - Buck Wild |
| 85. | Pretty Houses - Lunachicks |
| 86. | Band That Wouldn't Die, The - Dwarves |
| 87. | Like a Fish in Water - The Bouncing Souls |
| 88. | Turn It Up - Trigger Happy |
| 89. | Madam's Apple - One Hit Wonder |
| 90. | Staggering - Hotbox |
| 91. | Dmv - 20% |
| 92. | Big Fat Skinhead - Snuff |
| 93. | Pimmel - The Muffs |
| 94. | Mr. Brett, Please Put Down Your Gun - H2O |
| 95. | Wake Up - Bodyjar |
| 96. | Eyez - Nicotine |
| 97. | Another Stale Cartoon - Satanic Surfers |
| 98. | I Don't Mind - Ten Foot Pole |
| 99. | Welcome To Dumpsville, Population You / NY Ranger / The Count - Caustic Soda/The Misfits/WIZO |
| 100. | Welcome to Dumpsville, Population: You - Caustic Soda |
| 101. | WIZO - The Count |
| Average Rating: (4.8 out of 5 stars)  Ahahahaha!!!
My god... Fat Mike is a genius!
I first heard this album playing over the PA system in the local record store where I live, so, naturally, I was curious as to what it was, and therefore, I grabbed it.
Let me just say this: my money was well spent. It has something for everyone. There are songs for the general punk fans (Black Flag, the Dammned), songs for those who want to laugh (H20, blink-182) songs for those who don't (Bad Religion) and even songs for pyromaniacs (the Offspring). Although musically repetitive after awhile, it tends to grow on you.
However, there should be a warning on the album cover: don't plan on doing anything after listening to this album because you're attention span will be shot!
Submitted by Sheena (Staring at my computer screen, typing this review)
Was This Review Helpful? Yes No punk at its best
i saw this CD on ebay n i bought it purely due to the fact that tracks by NOFX, rancid, less than jake, the descendents, green day and the vandals are on this compilation. there aint a song on this CD that i dont like - fat mike is a genius!!
lookin forward to more kick-ass ideas from the punk mastermind!!
Submitted by Dan (craven arms, shropshire, uk)
Was This Review Helpful? Yes No BEST IDEA EVER
Fat Mikes brain child is hort music for short people. It is 30 minutes of pure punk. Easily the best Fat sampler ever. It'll take alot out of you first time you listen to it through but it's worth it. Its full of suprises and the constant changing every 30 seconds is enough to make anyone like punk. The first track sums up the whole album. Makes 'normal' songs sound too long. A worthy addition to any CD collection.
Submitted by Balaam (wgc UK)
Was This Review Helpful? Yes No short songs for short people
i give it a 5 just because Blink, Green Day, NOFX, and The offspring are on it and have great tracks
Submitted by a reviewer (California)
Was This Review Helpful? Yes No  Just Short Enough
I normally dislike punk music. Lord knows, I'd like to like it. The lyrics, when I can read them on lyric sheets, are often witty and insightful. It's just that the in music is too darn noisy and loud and confusing. If I listen for too long, I get a headache.
This CD, however, is wonderful. 30 seconds is the perfect length for punk songs. Even my parents like this, and they're a combined 100 years old.
Submitted by a reviewer (Medford, Oregon)
Was This Review Helpful? Yes No
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