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Robert Schimmel - Unprotected CD


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Recorded live at the State Theater, Kalamazoo, Michigan. Includes liner notes by Brad Aspey.

On Robert Schimmel's third album, the comedian offers more of his frank sexual monologues and other everyday observations from the standpoint of a middle-aged white guy who's been married for 22 years and has a teenage daughter. Schimmel is partial to salty language, but rather than aiming to shock, he uses such language as a garnish for his trademark sad-sack delivery and hilarious bits of self-deprecation. One of the funnier bits is a story about the sexual disfunction and accompanying medicinal side effects that resulted from recent pulmonary problems ("Heart Attack"). Parents will no doubt find humor in his stories of explaining to his daughter how circus animals get trained to do tricks ("Theme Parks") and his complaints about dealing with her horny main squeeze ("My Daughter's Boyfriend").

Elsewhere, the veteran stand-up comedian touches on fear of failure in both the bedroom ("Premature Ejaculation") and in the air ("Commuter Planes"). Longtime fans will recognize some of Schimmel's material, (especially since this is the companion CD to his HBO special of the same name), but neophytes will quickly understand why Steve Martin, Howard Stern, and Chris Rock are such big fans.

Recording information: State Theater, Kalamazoo Michig.

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List Price	$13.96 (You save $3.57)
Category	Rock/Pop Albums, Spoken CDs, Live Performances, Comedy, Enhanced CD
Label	Warner Bros.
Orig Year	1999
All Time Product Rank	52,127
CD Universe Part number	1102346
Catalog number	47567
Discs	1
Release Date	Dec 07, 1999
Studio/Live	Live
Mono/Stereo	Stereo
Producer	William McEuen
Engineer	David Lowe
Recording Time	67 minutes

Robert Schimmel - Unprotected Songs

Trk	Song	Time	Price
1	Hello Kalamazoo Explicit	4:22	$0.99
2	Theme Parks Explicit	5:34	$0.99
3	Premature Ejaculation Explicit	10:01	$0.99
4	Fake Breasts Explicit	1:44	$0.99
5	Commuter Planes Explicit	4:58	$0.99
6	Gym Continued Explicit	3:11	$0.99
7	Heart Attack Explicit	13:13
8	Talking During Sex Explicit	9:16	$0.99
9	My Daughter's Boyfriend Explicit	4:34	$0.99
10	My Daughter's Computer Explicit	4:46	$0.99
11	Sigmoidoscopy Explicit	5:35	$0.99

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Average Rating: (5 out of 5 stars) 5 stars

5 stars hysterically funny
i'll listen to this one many, many times.
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5 stars HILLARIOUS!!
This man makes you laugh constantly thier no NO lulls.. Our stomachs where aching by the time this ended... All my friends thought it to be the best in a long time RObert if ya can see this man.. GET BACK TO WORK! we love ya!!!This is a 7 on a scale of 1 to 5
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