dj_methodikal Discography of CDs

dj_methodikal is a one-man drum corps and supercomputer. dj_methodikal reads Martha Stewart Living on the can. dj_methodikal has two music degrees that say you suck. dj_methodikal wants dj spooky to kiss his bl*ck ass. dj_methodikal has mad sock cymbal. dj_methodikal is pissing with a boner. dj_methodikal is going to put a hurtin' on you. "Don't be deceived by the misleading album title -- this is truly riot cyborrrg, the strangled cries of abused programming software creating a blissed-out, robotronic orgy of rhythm and noise...the result of a genetic engineering miracle that combined the mutant DNA of music visionaries like Carl Stalling, Prefuse 73, Max Roach and Squarepusher."- Splendid Magazine "I haven't heard anything this engaging on this front in quite a while. DJ Methodikal knows how to make the speakers throb in a most engaging manner. Lo-fi? Actually, no. Just a lot of distortion."- Aiding & Abetting "The eleven tracks on this fifty minute CD leaves the listener paralyzed in his chair - or down on the dancefloor. Breakbeats form the major part of this CD, with weird sounds flying in and out of the mix. This is heavy duty music."- Vital Weekly "djMethodikal's new release is so innovative and non-stop awesome, my car wouldn't let me stop playing it!"- defragmentation, invisible records "about as listenable as your uncle herman's morning ass-spackle, and about as talented as that guy from jag panzer. the only thing this work has going for it is interesting album art, and a tongue-in-cheek sticker campaign. this music is beneath me, my mom, and yes, even YOU, jodie foster. turn it up, fuckpaste."- seismologist, NJ homewrecker