Frozen Bears Discography of CDs

Frozen Bears albums According to secret government documents, sometime in the year 2000, two extra-terrestrail entities arrived on planet earth near Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Though their true appearance is known from a handful of classified photographs obtained from bystanders at the time of their landing, these two adopted human appearance and the Earth-names "Kevin" and "Adam". Perhaps naively selecting audio waveform signals as the method of transmission that would be most efficient in spreading their world dominating agenda to the human race, these two quickly commenced making sound recordings superficially resembling Earth "music". They produced these sounds under the name "Frozen Bears", the human words with the closest resemblance to the code name of their mission in the language of the region of their arrival (American English). The two beings also successfully infiltrated other musical combos in order to work their subliminal mind control sound textures into the music of actual humans. After several years of this type of subversive effort, "Adam" and "Kevin" have again collaborated on purely Frozen Bears oriented sound messages. These recordings exhibit a more finely focused and disciplined form of audio based mind control signals than previously known, with the goal of subduing the planet Earth in preparation for a silent, unnoticed takeover by the Frozen Bears themselves. This collection of audio comminques is known by the code name "Hey, That's a Good Lookin' Sportcoat!" On this album, for the first time, the Frozen Bears have begun to abandon the technique of disguising their communications with facsimiles of the human voice. The ...

Frozen Bears music CDs Operating somewhere in the intersection of Chrome, the Elevators, Simply Saucer and a little Augustus Pablo, this is the earliest of Frozen Bears recordings. Originally put down in the far distant future year of 2000 AD, the Type I cassette master tapes have been unearthed from the Bears' vault and given the deluxe treatment, as these songs previously only existed on dubs made for friends, if that. The Frozen Bears make it their mission to exploit the limitations of their meager recording equipment. With only a couple guitars, a cheap microphone and a cassette four-track coming along for the ride, Kevin Hurstell and Adam Waller take the Digitech RP-1 to places it's designers never dreamed of. Most of the songs were born out of spontaneity inspired by sounds that presented themselves through the RP-1 and sometimes barely functioning gear. Frozen Bears 2000 ...