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Internet Is For Porn Lyrics by Stephanie D'Abruzzo

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Avenue Q     Avenue Q
Featuring Internet Is For Porn Lyrics
Stephanie D'Abruzzo
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Stephanie D'Abruzzo Internet Is For Porn Lyrics
Avenue Q Track List
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 1 Avenue Q Theme
 2 What Do You Do With a B.a. In English?/It Sucks To Be Me
 3 If You Were Gay Lyrics
 4 Purpose Lyrics
 5 Everyone's a Little Bit Racist Lyrics

Stephanie D'Abruzzo Internet Is For Porn Lyrics
 6 Internet Is For Porn
 7 Mix Tape Lyrics
 8 I'm Not Wearing Underwear Today Lyrics
 9 Special Lyrics
10 You Can Be As Loud As the Hell You Want (When You're Makin' Love) Lyrics
11 Fantasies Come True

Stephanie D'Abruzzo Internet Is For Porn Lyrics
12 My Girlfriend, Who Lives In Canada
13 There's a Fine, Fine Line Lyrics
14 There Is Life Outside Your Apartment Lyrics
15 More You Ruv Someone Lyrics
16 Schadenfreude Lyrics
17 I Wish I Could Go Back To College Lyrics

Stephanie D'Abruzzo Internet Is For Porn Lyrics
18 Money Song Lyrics
19 School For Monsters/the Money Song (Reprise) Lyrics
20 There's a Fine, Fine Line (Reprise) / What Do You Do With a B.a. In English? (Reprise)
21 For Now Lyrics


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Internet Is For Porn Lyrics by Stephanie D'Abruzzo

KATE MONSTER
(spoken)
Finally! I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself!
And I'm gonna teach something relevant, something
Modern -- the internet!

(sung)
The internet is really really great.
TREKKIE MONSTER
For porn!

KATE MONSTER
I got a fast connection so I didn't have to wait.

TREKKIE MONSTER
For porn!

KATE MONSTER
There's always some new site.

TREKKIE MONSTER
For porn!

KATE MONSTER
I browse all day and night.

TREKKIE MONSTER
For porn!

KATE MONSTER
It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light.

TREKKIE MONSTER
For porn!

KATE MONSTER
(spoken)
Trekkie!

TREKKIE MONSTER
(sung)
The internet is for porn! The internet is for porn!
Why do you think the net was born?
Porn! Porn! Porn!

KATE MONSTER
(spoken)
Trekkie! What are you doing?

TREKKIE MONSTER
Hello, Kate Monster.

KATE MONSTER
You are ruining my song.

TREKKIE MONSTER
Oh, me sorry. Me no mean to.

KATE MONSTER
Well, if you wouldn't mind, please, being
Quiet for a minute so I can finish?

TREKKIE MONSTER
Okey-dokey.

KATE MONSTER
Good.

(sung)
I'm glad we have this new technology.
TREKKIE MONSTER
For porn. (oop!)

KATE MONSTER
Which gives us untold opportunity.

TREKKIE MONSTER
For porn. (ooops, sorry!)

KATE MONSTER
Right from your own desktop...

TREKKIE MONSTER
For p----.

KATE MONSTER
You can research, browse and shop...
Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop!

TREKKIE MONSTER
For porn!

KATE MONSTER
Trekkie!

TREKKIE MONSTER
The internet is for porn!
The internet is for porn!
The internet is for porn!
Me up all night honking me
Horn to porn, porn, porn!

KATE MONSTER
(spoken)
That's gross! You're a pervert!

TREKKIE MONSTER
Ahh, sticks and stones, Kate Monster.

KATE MONSTER
No, really, you're a pervert! Normal people
Don't sit at home and look at porn on the internet!

TREKKIE MONSTER
Ohhhhh?

KATE MONSTER
What?

TREKKIE MONSTER
You have no idea. Ready, normal people?

BRIAN
Ready!

GARY COLEMAN
Ready!

ROD
Ready!

TREKKIE MONSTER
Lemme hear it!

(sung)
GUYS
The internet is for porn.

PRINCETON
Sorry, Kate!

GUYS
The internet is for porn.

PRINCETON
I masturbate!

TREKKIE MONSTER
All these guys unzip their flies for...

GUYS
Porn! Porn! Porn!

(spoken)
KATE MONSTER
The internet is not for porn!
Hold on a second!

TREKKIE MONSTER
Wha?

KATE MONSTER
Now, I happen to know for a fact that you, Rod,
Check your portfolio and trade stocks online.

ROD
That's correct.

KATE MONSTER
And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com!

BRIAN
Sure.

KATE MONSTER
And Gary, you keep selling your possessions on eBay!

GARY COLEMAN
Yes, I do!

KATE MONSTER
And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card.

PRINCETON
True.

TREKKIE ...
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